Sunday, June 8, 2008

underground kitchen recipes - june 7, 2008

these are the recipes as best they can be from the june 7, 2008 underground kitchen.

this list represents my best ability to put the first underground kitchen dinner in writing and scale them down for a family.

there were no written recipes for the dinner, nor did your trusty chef really bother to measure much of anything other than to generally eyeball proportions to get enough of each item for 20+ people.

herbert’s madiera custard with sugar cookie and crushed walnuts garnish with a clover-honey drizzled grilled pear will be coming shortly. i know the ingredients but don’t have a clue on the technique.

since i can’t draw stick figures, cooking has become my expressive outlet. like some forms of abstract art, there’s an element of purposeful carelessness to it.

cook, taste, adjust, reach for a jar of something random and add a bit. taste again. re-season with salt and pepper. use the freshest ingredients you can find. walk down aisles you’ve never been down at the grocery. know your local farmer’s market.

apologies in advance if there are too many tablespoons of orange juice or cups of couscous. really, though, if you make too much couscous; call me. i’ll take some off your hands.

for those of you who weren’t there, it was a clandestine dinner party involving guests who didn’t know each other going to a location they didn’t learn about until the day before dinner. you didn’t get to sit next to the person you came with, and you didn’t know what you were going to be eating until it came out to the table. the main course was served family style.

it was the brainchild of my (now) good friends katie, heidi, and herbert. we’ll do it again, so make sure to add undergroundkitchen at gmail dot com to your ‘accepted address’ lists in your contacts. you don’t want this to get lost in your spam box. check in at underground kitchen for more info on what's going on in the kitchen.

bruschetta with wild mushroom/tomato/madeira topping and asiago

1/2 baguette
3-4 minced shallots
1 lb mixed wild mushrooms (cremini, shitake, oyster), chopped
2 t tomato paste
¼ cup madiera wine, divided
olive oil, salt, pepper
½ cup shredded asiago cheese
  1. sweat the shallots in oil with salt over medium high heat. add the chopped mushroom, pinch of salt, cracked black pepper, and sweat until mushrooms give up their liquid.
  2. add tomato paste and stir through to coat. saute for 2-3 minutes.
  3. add half the madiera off heat and deglaze the pan. cook off the madiera.
  4. taste, repeat deglazing if needed. if the madiera has cooked off and left it’s flavor, you’re done here.
  5. slice baguette into rounds, drizzle with olive oil, salt, and pepper and half toast the baguette in a 375 degree oven until just crispy in the center.
  6. remove from the oven and top each slice with approx 2-3 t of the mushroom topping then top with shredded asiago.
  7. bake off at 400 degrees until cheese is melted.
  8. serve immediately.
fruited couscous salad with tarragon, citrus, buttermilk dressing

equal parts totaling 2 cups cherries, pitted and chopped - dates, pitted and chopped - dried apricots, chopped
2 cups couscous
3 cups water
¾ stick butter, divided
1 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons sugar
3 tablespoons dark brown sugar
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup buttermilk
¾ cup chopped fresh tarragon
½ cup fresh squeezed orange juice
salt and pepper to taste

for the salad:
  1. heat ½ stick butter and brown sugar in a sauté pan. add fruit over medium heat and heat through/begin to break down the fruit.
  2. in a large pot, add the water, sugar, remaining butter, and salt. bring to a boil.
  3. as soon as the water comes to a boil, add the fruit mixture and the couscous. stir through quickly.
  4. cover and remove from heat. ready to serve in 20 minutes (or when all liquid is absorbed).
  5. use a cup or ramekin to mold the individual salads and turn them out onto a lettuce bed.
for the dressing
  1. mix all ingredients in large bowl.
  2. pour over individual salads.
seared ‘steak’ medallions with plum sauce over scallion parmesan polenta

2-3 pounds london broil/flank steak or portabella mushrooms
equal parts cinnamon, ginger, and clove for rub totaling 6 tablespoons
olive oil
10 plums, peeled and chopped
½ vidalia onion, finely chopped
¼ cup orange juice
½ bottle cabernet sauvignon
corn starch slurry (1 tablespoon cornstarch, 1 tablespoon water)
3 cups yellow cornmeal
3 cups vegetable stock
½ cup grated parmesan cheese
2 bunches scallions, green part chopped small
salt and pepper

for ‘steak’:
  1. slice london broil with the grain into 1 and ½ inch thick steaks.
  2. rub spices and oil over steak/mushrooms (gills of mushrooms).
  3. let steaks rest in the fridge for at least 30 minutes.
  4. bring steaks back to room temp.
  5. grill to medium rare over medium high heat.
  6. rest and thin slice on a bias against the grain.
  7. pour sauce over steak and serve with reserved sauce at the table.
note: for mushrooms, grill cap side down first until liquid has started to bubble and spices have been cooked into mushroom.

for sauce:
  1. melt butter and add onions and salt to sweat. sauté until soft.
  2. add chopped plums and cook until softened.
  3. add wine and bring to slow boil for 2 minutes.
  4. add in batches to food processor or blender and pulse until totally blended.
  5. strain sauce back into pan and return to medium-high heat.
  6. add slurry and stir until thickened.
  7. keep warm over low heat, whisking occaisionally to keep smooth.
for the polenta:
  1. bring the stock to a boil.
  2. add the polenta and salt and reduce heat to medium. stir through until the polenta has softened and heated through.
  3. add the cheese.
  4. remove from the heat and stir through the scallion greens.
  5. serve immediately.
grilled asparagus spears and prosciuto with honey/mint/goat cheese spread

1 bunch of asparagus for 2 people
1 10 oz. brick of goat cheese
1/4 cup chopped fresh mint
1/8 cup honey

for asparagus:
  1. toss asparagus in oil, salt and pepper.
  2. grill until crisp tender.
  3. cool and serve.
for cheese spread:
  1. mix cheese, mint, and honey in a bowl.
  2. chill and serve with asparagus.


I'm The Chez said...

It rocked the house right!

Amy said...

Are these your own recipes? You are a talented chef!

redneck muppet said...

thanks lady. it was a blast to put it all together.

michael, claudia and sierra said...

wowee zowie...

Tina said...

Hey, man...I need to be on that e-mail list! This is something I gotta see! And I "underground" stuff...Underground Railroad, The Weather as shit!!

See you!

Tina said...

And that should be "I love underground" stuff...DOH!!!

tRANIS said...

and I know you and I am impresed!

Quite the kick ass concoctions.

redneck muppet said...

many thanks tthbtk, CEF, and tranis. i've been having quite a bit of fun planning this. it was a blast to see it all come together.