Thursday, January 10, 2008

Food Blogs Don't Require Cooking - Bacon Edition

Because I received this today,
Fellow Bacon lover,

Your January 2008 Bacon Of the Month Club will be shipping out during the week of January 22nd, 2008.

Going out of town? Have you moved since your last shipment? Having your mail held at the Post Office? Your Bacon Of The Month will be held too!!

Please call us to hold your Bacon Of The Month for the time you're away! Would you like to have it instead delivered to another address? Call us and we will temporary change the delivery address to where you want it delivered.

If you will not be available to receive your bacon, please notify us via email at XXXX@gratefulpalate.com or by telephone at 1-888-XXX-XXXX. Changes can not be made after January 15th, 2008.

If you are not the recipient of the bacon and would not like to be emailed, please provide us the recipients email address.

**We are not responsible to replace any shipments when notification is not made in time.**

Enjoy your bacon and have a Grateful Day!!


I will leave you with this today.


Hat tip to iron stef for finding this gem.

2 comments:

cook eat FRET said...

hilarious.
loved it.

i tried to win, i reaaaaly did.
but nooooo... you got my bacon.

redneck muppet said...

have faith that my new cookbook and new bacon will at least be useful to you in a 'reading and seeing damn tasty bacon-ation from kitchen geeking' kinda way.