I skipped. I know. It's late. I'm tired. I'll tell y'all about "Turkey Day, The Main Event" tomorrow or over the weekend. It was really good. There was horseradish in the cranberries, a stick of butter in the mashed potatoes, and bacon in the green beans. Life was good, ya' know?
But tonight, I'll give you the post-game press conference.
8:32:00pm, Slack-jawwed food reporter: "Coach, that was an amazing call at the end of the game".
8:32:45pm, West Virginia Food-Coma Coach Fats McGurk: "Boys, you know we always finish what we started. When I looked at my team of Right Hand, Mouth, Teeth, Gut, and Late-Nite Appetite, I knew we had a championship all sewn up."